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11 Responses

  1. lol smooth carl. . . real smooth. . .where have i heard that before? [switch my name with carl] wow this is a weird comment. bye bye

  2. Sam, I was trying to get a Mix Pod today. I copy and pasted the code into the widget box. Then, I went on my blog to see it, and, it wasn’t there!It was invisable. There were the buttons where the Mix Pod should be. But, the buttons were only about getting your own Mix Pod. Why couldn’t I see it?

    Sam: You make a MixPod on MixPod.com. When you are editing it (it will say edit/add tracks, customize, edit info), click Save. Choose Get Code. Scroll down and on the left side it will have a list of websites. Click other sites. Then click more, and then click the WordPress icon. Give your username, password, and website URL. Once you’ve done this quickly go to your site. You will see a new post with no title and just has the player. Click edit on the post. When you’re at the edit page, delete the stuff below the player, and click HTML. Copy that HTML, and paste it into a sidebar widget.

  3. Thank you!

  4. Your site has won a Blog of the Day Award (BOTDA)

    Your award will go live sometime on July 17, 2009

    Award Code

    Thank you,

    Bill Austin

    Sam: Woah! Cool!

  5. i gotz some stuffz for the to do page for ordering pizza i found there pritty funny i got it from a website , here the url to the place on the site that had the pizza one http://www.brainofbrian.com/topten6.html look around they have some good stuff. im bored sso ill put the things to do when ordering pizza

    20. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

    19. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.”

    18. Put them on hold.

    17. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented…

    16. Report a petty theft to the order taker.

    15. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

    14. Be vague in your order. When they ask what you’d like on your pizza say, “Oh, a little of this, a little of that…”

    13. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

    12. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say “OK. That’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”

    11. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

    10. Put the accent on the last syllable of “pepperoni.” Use the long “i” sound.

    9. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

    8. Say it’s your anniversary and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

    7. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”

    6. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the jazz about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

    5. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, “You just don’t get it, do you?”

    4. When they say, “Will that be all?” snicker and say “We’ll find out, won’t we?”

    3. State your order and say that’s as far as this relationship is going to get.

    2. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.

    1. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, “I shall not be swayed by your sweet words.”

  6. THERE HASNT BEEN A POST IN 2 DAYS IM PANICKING O_O

  7. YIIII I CAN’T STAND IT! WHERE’S THE LIFE GONE?!?

  8. im going camping tomorrow 😥

  9. I love your icon! lol

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