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49 Things to Do in a Public Restroom

1. Comment “Pooh, who did that?”
2. Complement people on their shoes.
3. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
4. Provide ‘strenuous’ sound-effects.
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there’s anything swimming in their bowl.
6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
8. Simulate a drug deal.
9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11. Start a sing-a-long.
12. Act schizophrenically.
13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy….
14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15. Ask loudly “When does the movie start?”
16. Write ‘nerdy’ graffiti like “Please wash your hands. Thank you.”
17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
19. Say “Oops… missed” while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
20. Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, “Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper? (Stolen from Howie Mandel.)
21. At night, switch off the lights.
22. Collect a door charge.
23. Ask “Is there a doctor in the house?”
24. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
25. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python.
26. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
27. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
28. Offer refreshments.
29. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
30. Run in, yelling “Free Willy!”
31. Charge admission.
32. Electrify metal urinals.
33. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
34. One word: GOLDFISH.
35. Make a jelly in the bowl.
36. Place a sign advertising “Driver’s side airbags” as standard.
37. Remove stall doors.
38. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
39. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
40. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
41. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
42. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
43. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
44. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
45. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
46. -REMOVED-
47. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don’t leave the water in while you do this….)
48. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
49. Get a mannequin from a store and hang it by a noose in the stall.

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20 Responses

  1. lol these rock.

    ~Davy~

  2. LOL!!

  3. a “jelly in the bowl”???
    Pablo:I think the question you’re referring too refers to putting instant gelatin in the bowl

  4. Heh heh lol those are funny

  5. ok one of those i was like ” ew wat!!??!?!” “EW!” lol btw that was # 46

  6. 46 is just, watever…..

  7. Leave a bunch of hot stuff and attach it to the bottom of the seat. When they sit, they burn!

    And my favorite…
    Throw Gatorade all over the floor and on the toilet paper.
    Stay in the next stall and hear the reaction. 🙂 Tell me if you like them! 🙂

  8. 10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
    i couldn’t stop laughing.

  9. Hey, I have an idea!!!
    Buy a fake ‘doggy do-do’ from a joke shop and hide it in your pocket. Then, when you’re in a stall, put it on the seat/on the floor/in the toilet!
    Note: Buy a cheap one because you will leave it there!
    Another note: Don’t do it in your hometown because you may be recognised!!!

  10. i have an idea it is kind of nasty though. you could narrate your experience to the person in the next stall. or you could stand by the door and hand out surveys to people about how their experience was.

  11. Once I thought someone would imintate the easter egg one.

  12. Lol the easter egg one. Nice.

  13. “UHHHHH…….OHHHHH….UHHHHHH ARRGHHH”
    lol

  14. 1.Drop lemonade/apple juice on the floor and say “NOT AGAIN!!!!”

  15. what was 46?

  16. hola!=HII

  17. 7 fail

  18. What was #46?

  19. Great blog! Do you have any hints for aspiring writers?
    I’m hoping to start my own site soon but I’m a
    little lost on everything. Would you suggest starting with a free platform like WordPress or
    go for a paid option? There are so many options out there that I’m totally overwhelmed .. Any recommendations? Thanks!

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