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Weather Hype

Last year, right around this time, we would constantly hear that there was going to be a big snow storm the next day. The aggravating part was that this was almost never true! Today was one of those days. Almost ever teacher was telling us about a big blizzard watch on Wednesday, and that school could be canceled.

You never know, anything can happen. Right now I’m coming down from a migraine. My head just started hurting after drama, probably because I had to talk over some other people how will remain nameless. Have you ever had a feeling that you’re slowly loosing one of your close friends because of their relationship with someone else. I learned today that it can be one of the worst experiences.

Here are some crazy sports Photoshops brewed up at SomethingAwful.com.

Haha, today’s blog of the day is…

Stormz

What’s the deepest you’ve ever dove underwater?

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20 Responses

  1. 12 feet. I was spluttering like crazy and had to be taken out of the pool when I came up, though.

  2. ive gone threw and seen this site very sinful.

    editing comment

    watching SNL ( it has grown up material and rock music and bad stuff)

    you guys listen to rock and rap

    it seems like the ‘christians’ that work on this site arnt doing a good job of going to church on Sunday.

    it seems like all the pictures here that have girls in them , the girls are whering pants. girls are to where skirts , and even dresses , pants are for boys.

    and it seems like the boys that run this site think its okay to have long hair, im para-fraising but 1cor. chap.11 vs.14 KJV doth not even nature show you , that if man have long hair , it is as shame unto him.
    then go to verse 15 or 16 says that it is for a women to have long hair.

    the next thign u know the ppl who run this site will say that homo’s and atheist’s are okay.
    you guys already say everyone doesnt have to be a christian , you guys might as well go worship the devil.

    • Well, even though you’ve gone and “threw” our site somewhere, it’s still here. Apparently your private school isn’t giving you very good education in spelling. Comment breakdown time.

      “Editing comment.” You’ve already sinned and I’ve barely started the comment breakdown. You know we haven’t edited your comments, as does everyone else. Proverbs, chapter 6, verses 16-19. A lying tongue is something your lord hates.

      “you guys listen to rock and rap” I myself am not a fan of rap, but I can see why you think this is “sinning”. But as you may already know, the Christians have a type of music called “Christian rock”. Is that sinful too?

      “it seems like the ‘christians’ that work on this site arnt doing a good job of going to church on Sunday.” You be stalking us, eh? Actually, during the school year, Jacob and I are required to go to (and take notes) to a minimum of 19 services a school year.

      “it seems like all the pictures here that have girls in them , the girls are whering pants. girls are to where skirts , and even dresses , pants are for boys.” Now you’re just being a sexist idiot. Why shouldn’t they be able to wear pants? Is there some pants law I don’t know about? If there is, over half the USA is currently committing a few felonies right now.

      “and it seems like the boys that run this site think its okay to have long hair, im para-fraising but 1cor. chap.11 vs.14 KJV doth not even nature show you , that if man have long hair , it is as shame unto him.
      then go to verse 15 or 16 says that it is for a women to have long hair.” It seems you have not read the book of Leviticus recently. There are numbers of rituals, commands, and tariffs in that book, telling to do all sorts of things. Leviticus 19, vs. 27. Don’t cut the hair on the sides of your head or trim your beard. Leviticus 19, vs. 19 tells you to not wear clothes made of two kinds of materials. Assuming you aren’t wearing a linen cloth, you might want to check your clothes tags.

      “the next thign u know the ppl who run this site will say that homo’s and atheist’s are okay.” This might dissapoint you; Gays and Athiests are OK.

      “you guys already say everyone doesnt have to be a christian , you guys might as well go worship the devil.” Get used to it. People are different. Not everyone is as horribly insane thoughtful as you. Get used to it, and stop complaining.

    • I’ve warned you several times not to come back here. Your lucky WordPress screened my rants on the last comment you posted. Now I’m going to catch you up, you messed up prick.

      TBP didn’t and doesn’t edit comments. They just type in replys IN the comment submitted. But they go with the reply link instead of that. And God and Jesus don’t allow liars. Watch your tongue, Vammy, because you might just being rejected from heaven. And ever heard of the 1st Amendment? It states that we have freedom of speech and religion. That means we have the freedom to express any religion or say anything we wish to. We can say Bush was an awesome president or something like that. And who says we Christians have to go to church every Sunday. Ok, you might get some points in heaven and maybe learn a thing or two, but there is no law in this nation that says we have to drop everything and go to church. What if your one of TBP admin’s moms are pregant or in a car accident. Would you still make us go to church then? If the answer is yes, than I believe you’re one of the devil’s spawn sent from hell trying to wreak havoc on our golden world. Only one who is truely evil would think or say something like that. You haven’t yet but I got the feeling you will. And now this part. There is no law in this world that says girls can’t were pants. And who died and made you some fashion police? And what do you care anyway? You some kind of sexist or rapist or something? And we guys can have long hair if we want to. A large chunk of the guys in my school have long hair, we can have long hair if we wish to, or if our parents let us. That verse is just a religious thing that something in the bible said. We don’t have to take it seriously, its just one single verse. It’s not like we’re breaking one of the 10 commandments. And gays and atheists are OK. Did you guys no that “gay” is just another word for happy? Your technically protesting that happy people can’t come on this blog. That basically means your soul is a bottomless pit of cruel and you need a little counseling, or little time in church. Like you’ve ever been there. This is probably you parents worst nightmare, commenting trash and intimidating words. TO HELL WITH YOU VAMWOLVE! And TBP are NOT devil worshipers. We will NEVER worship the devil. From what we can tell from, YOU might was well be a devil worshiper. And I hope this rant taught you a little something because if it didn’t, oh baby my next rant may be like double this. Because I’m SICK of playing games with you, man. I am sick of it. So GET OFF this blog NOW! Before some sorta karma happens to you, again.

    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GRANT! Do you hear this kid! Now lets see, I go to church every Sunday and miss no more than about 5 a year. I also go every Wednesday and every big event. We all sin, there is no helping it. And in fact no matter what you think, you are sinning yourself. I don’t know of anywhere in the Bible or whatever you are reading that it say everyone has to have the same morals, beliefs, or religion. Thats like saying Hey! I don’t like you because your fingernails are a different tint than mine. It’s crazy. If you hate this site, don’t come here! Oh, since you are from the US, there is a thing called The First Ammendment. It states that everyone has freedom of speech and freedom of religion. So whether you like it or not, we will not change. We here at TPB choose not to discriminate nor make false claims about other people. Jesus died for our sins. One last note. You don’t have to come here. Don’t if it makes you this mad. Go live your life the way you want, because frankly we won’t change. Don’t hate. Now talk to the booty cuz the hands off duty.

  3. Jesus is love, just shut up really. thats UBER -yes,uber- rude. Is it a hobby of yours to go on sites and talk trash about them? *sighs* people these days. Anyway, the deepest i have ever dove is, actually im not sure how deep. i was at Key Largo in the Florida Keys and we went to this snorkling. when out snorkling, there was i really deep pit. it was pitch black. drawn by curiousity i dove down but as soon as i started diving realized that snorklers dont work well underwater, and the water tasted like crap, so i returned back to the waters surface. i was then twapped on the forehead by my mom who was shaking her head and saying”dummy”.im guessing i went … about 7 feet, maybe 8. ~Saphire9410~

  4. Hey Sssaam, my rant comment isn’t going through, I think. So I’ll email my rant and you could copy and paste it into this comment. You make reply to it at any time, you commenting your support makes my rants better. Thanks!

  5. are you ‘christians’ at TPB even saved.

    b4 i get into that , christian rock is the same as rock , it just says christian , its the same old guys with long hair and makeup playing steel guitars.

    so , are you TPB ‘christians’ saved? do you know what that means?

    and if wahts-ur-face says gays are okay , did you know god hates homo’s more than sins , and i dont spell wrong u guys edit my comments , o and 1st 2nt and 3rd grade i was at public school so if i ever spell a word wrong u know y.

    • Not gonna do an introduction, to happy for the the snowday. Nice you came out as Vamwolve though.

      “are you ‘christians’ at TPB even saved.” Yup.

      “b4 i get into that , christian rock is the same as rock , it just says christian , its the same old guys with long hair and makeup playing steel guitars” But they’re singing about your god.

      “so , are you TPB ‘christians’ saved? do you know what that means?” Yup, Jesus payed for my sins awhile a go.

      “and if wahts-ur-face says gays are okay , did you know god hates homo’s more than sins , and i dont spell wrong u guys edit my comments , o and 1st 2nt and 3rd grade i was at public school so if i ever spell a word wrong u know y.” God also hates lying. You spell horribly, we don’t edit your comments, and you must have taken 1st, 2nd (d, not t) and 3rd grade a few times if it dumbed you down so much you can’t spell “before.”

      You’re an idiot. I’m almost starting to think you’re just trollin’, but I seriously just think you’re a no-minded idiot. Get your facts straight before running around with stereotypes.

    • You say things as if you expect people to believe you. You said you weren’t Vamwolve, and yet if I’m not mistaken, it says Vamwolve right there. We don’t edit your comments, it’s plain to see that your typos are originally authentic. I enjoy reading your comments because it gives me reason to believe that, no matter how many mistakes I make, I’m not the dumbest person in the world. I try to leave religion out of this blog, but if I must;

      “Don’t judge other people, and you will not be judged. You will be judged In the same way you judge others. The forgiveness you give to others will be given to you”. – Matthew 7, verses 1 through 5.

      And before you make another obnoxious claim again, I might as well invest my spare time in answering them early. Your first claim will be:

      “U r all sinners at TPB”

      We have heard that multiple times and we have responded relatively. Need you inform us of this again?

      “TPB editing my comment make them look dumb”

      We haven’t edited your comments. EVER. You know very well that you’re spreading lies, so we ask that you stop. It’s one thing to make typographical errors, it’s another thing to not realize that you have.

      “TPB is dumb you guys are dumb”

      Thanks for letting us know. We take pride in acting stupid, checking every word, making sure our posts are as neat as possible, making sure not to hurt anyone’s feelings who don’t deserve it. Usually (and I’m speaking for myself here) if I don’t like a blog, and I think the authors are dumb, I leave immediately and find a blog that is aesthetically, morally, and emotionally pleasing to me.

      I will personally lead you the way to a blog that you’re sure to love, but you have to be willing to follow. Here is a blog that may come as a wonderland to you. It’s full of questions about Christianity that you are free to discuss and debate amongst people like yourself.

      Run boy, run!

    • You are smart, even after denying that you are Vamwolve, look at your name. We don’t care what you think at this point.
      Hey Grant! Did you know that public schools make you spell wrong! Me go publik skool me spek gewd engwish. Me smart me go play play at skool and evry dy i swang on swingst n i go hi!
      Hey, who was the person AIMing me telling me that they had no friends because their best friend became Athiest and they needed my help and someone to talk to. Hmmm I do think that was you! Oh and just a heads up, I for one love these arguements. I have nothing else to do and I have all day. Bring it. Peace out girl scout.

    • This may end up in the spam comments Sssaam so, just a heads up.

      YOU DARE BRING YOUR SORRY *** BACK AGAIN?! And now you’ve given up your stupid other name, I think I’m gonna make this rant long and sweet. Your a pathetic loser who is considered the scum of the century. Honestly, what the heck is wrong with you? Has your overgrown toenail rid up your butt lately? It obviously has and thats why your acting like a complete jacka**. I’m tired of you coming here and desecrating the name that is The Panic Button. Now lets see what doof-butt comment you said today. I’ve never hard of Christian Rock before but if its some sort of religous intimidating thing, I suggest you shut your useless piehole, before I tear it off and melt it and vaporize the ashes. My name ain’t “wahts-ur-face” ok. And I do NOT believe God hates gays. I did not see in the bible that He and Jesus hate gays. Gays have a right in this world too. And TBP doesn’t edit your comments. You just make them sound and look stupid so TBP has another thing to laugh at. I reccomend you spend about a year in an underwater secret bunker, where you live your days until you get your facts right, and you learn to shut your freaking piehole. It’s obvious you private school is teaching you to type in stupid-nese, which suits you. Your just trying to cover it with what little English grammar you know. This is probably a simple lesson in the average achool day of you. “OK cwass, nao we, wearn abowt terwerwists. Terwerwists bwo up Werwld Twade Centor in Two Fowsend Won. Terwerwists r bad peepl, stay away or if u dun’t, u will bwo up too!”. I bet what you could actually read off TBP helped you type your prejudice comments. You probably can’t read most of this rant, so here’s the bottomline in the language you can understand. “Stay off dis bwog or I will kik ur ass ok? I meanz it, stay off dis bwog, r we cwear?” Are we? Because your not gonna like the outcome. Oh I forgot, “Stay off dis bwog, or else.”

  6. Jesus Is Love’s comment made me laugh. Hard.

    Lol I love reading you guys’ replies to him. I don’t know why he bothers to come back and comment if he hates you guys so much. Well, I suppose as Pablo said, he is “thoughtful” (horribly insane).

    Anyway, the deepest I’ve ever dove is about… ugh, probably not even 1 foot. More like 0.3473849632 of a foot or something. xD

  7. God does NOT hate ‘homos’. It says in the Bible over 150 that He loves you no matter what.

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