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Sam Cannot Come To The Phone Right Now

Hey everyone, I’m away for the weekend at a soccer tournament. This will most likely be my only post until Monday. Good luck to everyone in the contest, make sure to get your votes in by next week!

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  1. Hey! Read this post on how I might make a magazine about our little blogging community. I need more people then myself to do it though. Please read it and apply for one of the jobs.
    http://lyonx.wordpress.com/2009/10/03/the-blogging-world-411/

  2. Hmmm…I do believe there IS something in your teeth.

  3. i was just at mine i came back 10 at night yesterday we beat everyone there in a row for 2 years now mine is the state line tournament.

  4. ive seen what you have reply’d in to in my comment i left and well 3 things.

    1. i am not vamwolve

    2. those error’s where typing mistakes.

    and 3. i dont go by the quran.

    and well everything in sam’s religion is pointless. i mean starving your shelf forever then eatting like a fat pig? does it make sense ? i mean how could jesus not die on the cross? i know your religion has like 1billion people but did you know when sam’s religion started that if you werent muslim they would kill you or convert you to islam so yea. and did u know mohammed went threw the desert he had water hidden and pigs dug it up is why he says dont eat pigs? common its based on nothing.

    im not just saying it about ur religion but some religions like catholic are stupid.

    they praise holy mary more than jesus and pray to her like crazy and have hundreds of statues of her and say she didnt have other kids. now in pritty much every other religion i know marry did have other kids and one of them named james wrote the book of James in the bible.

    GET YOUR FACTS STRAIT.

    o and one thing when i said racist in my last comment i didnt mean it religius wise i just wanted it to go on the post.

    ………….

    • I really have no business responding to this comment, but I feel I must inform you of the facts. We fast during the month of Ramadan to purify ourselves and bring ourselves closer to God, and to bring yourself to realization of how people who don’t have food feel. Does this remind you of anything? “Lent,” perhaps? It’s the same basic idea.

      You are VamWolve. Either that, or you stole ten dollars from your mother, bought a hammer, smashed out VamWolve’s window, climbed into his house, and typed this comment on his computer rather than simply doing it on yours.

      Islam is, and has always been known as, having the highest persuasion of cleanliness out of all religions. There is a widespread misconception that Muslims sustain from eating pork because pig is sacred and is worshiped as God in Islam. It is inconceivable that there are people whose mentality could go down to such a dismal low as to entertain or fabricate repulsive idea such as this. No intelligent, refined and self-respecting person would ever imagine himself worshiping the pig, an animal which lives in dirt and pigsty. In fact, it is scientifically proven that abstention from eating pork is a measure to safeguard health. Of all the domestic animals, pig is the most dirty and foul, eating anything including human feces. It is the cradle of harmful germs and parasites. Its meat is a carrier of diseases to man, thus making it unfit for human consumption. Here are some diseases caused by pigs.

      PARASITIC DISEASES
      TRICHINELLA SPIRATIS (Trichina worms)
      TAENIA SOLIUM ( Pork tape worm )
      ROUND WORMS
      HOOK WORMS
      SCHITOSOMA JAPONICUM
      PARAGOMINES WESTERMAINI
      PACIOLEPSIS BUSKI
      CLONORCHIS SINENSIS
      METASTRONGYLUS APRI
      GIGANTHORINCHUS GIGAS
      BALATITIDIUM COLI
      Tuberculosis
      Fusiformis necrofurus
      Salmonella Cholera suis
      Paratyphoid
      Bruceellosis
      Swine Erysipelas
      Small pox
      Japanese B-encepphalitis
      Influenza
      Toxo plasma goundi
      Pneumonia

      Pork contains more fats than other meats. Therefore, people who are fond of pork are more obese than others. Cholesterol is higher in their blood thus making them more prone to asthereosclerosis cardiovascular accidents and sudden death. Flesh of the pork is hard to digest and may lead to chronic digestive disturbances. Pimples, boils, cysts are common in pork eaters. These are some of the parasites and diseases found in pork and/or the skin of pigs and certainly there are many more. There is still no means of killing these parasites, in the tissues, neither has anyone found a method of expelling them, even produced any specific treatment for the diseases.

      Your next statement, “i mean how could jesus not die on the cross?” Perhaps you could provide examples and ideas rather than that.
      Judge: “Mr. Smith, why did you murder your wife?”
      Mr. Smith: “I mean how could I not murder my wife? Seriously?”

      We believe that everyone has the right to worship whomever they choose, it is up to God to judge them, not us.
      [Qur’an 109] “I worship not that which you worship; Nor do you worship that which I worship. And I shall not worship that which you worship. Nor will you worship that which I worship. Unto you your religion, and unto me be my religion.”

      And lastly,
      “Those error’s where typing mistakes”
      I apologize, I had no idea that was how you spell strait, reply’d, and religius. My bad.

      • Hey now, don’t be hatin’ on no bacon, boy…

        Seriously Vamwolf. This is kinda pathetic. You’re giving your religion a bad name. We thought Christians were supposd to be accepting? We’re not seeing that. We get it, you hate people who are different then you. We don’t care. All we’re seeing right now is a hissy fit, none too impressive. Either make with the genocide or shut the hell up.

        We could go on and on, ripping your worthless comment to shreds bit by moronic bit, but the TPB crew seem to be handling it just fine. We would like to add a verse from the Bible. Yeah, that’s right, YOU’RE Bible, bee-otch, not the “sinner’s” bible.

        “Live thy neighbor as yourself, retard.”

        Kay, maybe we added the last bit. We just wanted to make it personal straigh from our hearts to you.

        Tubbo & Dubba Tubba

        PS – Sssam, did you get our email?

      • Dammit, we got beat to the “love thy neighbor” thing. Oh well, at least we made our quote original. To be honest, we think our quote fits this situation a bit better.

    • This is unexceptable! This is completely uncalled for and there is no reason for you doing this. Everyone has the RIGHT, yes the RIGHT to believe what they want. If you don’t believe me mabye you should do some research on the first ammendment. Correct me if I’m wrong but it says “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” in other words freedom of religion. There is nothing wrong with what he believes in, no more than it is wrong that you like a certain sports team or a book. I mean come on this is stupid. And if you think this will make him suddenly become a christian good luck. (in the UK it is ‘“Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief, in worship, teaching, practice and observance.”) I don’t care what you think is right or wrong but I am not gonna let you go off on my friend and treating him like poo. I’m not gonna let you chew him out for what he believes. And I hope you know everything you have written can be seen by anybody in the world at anytime so mabye it will make you re-think your decision?

      • Oh and to add on more. I’m sure you think I’m just defending him so he doesn’t get mad at me or doesn’t kick me off the site blah blah blah. Well I’d like to tell you something, you are wrong. Sam is one if not my best friend and I won’t let anybody treat him like this. The way you act just infierates me! If you haven’t noticed yet, the TPB crew always sticks together. If someone believes something we are there to back them up. It’s what you get. And hey, mabey you should research the Islamic religion a little more before you go ranting on about how great you are. And I also think you are not being so christian yourself how bout the good ol’ “love your neighbor as yourself?” Mabey you should like “if i were Sam and somebody were treating me like this how would I feel”. I could go on and on and on and on but I think you get the point. We aren’t over reacting if you think that. good day sir.

    • o hai der. mabye if i spek lik diz ull uunderstand me betar. But it’s a nuisance to type like that. Ok, Sam’s pointed out what he’s wanted to point out, so he’s given me the OK to rant. Brace yourself for a long read.

      I’m going to break your comment down again.

      “ive seen what you have reply’d in to in my comment i left and well 3 things.” Let’s fix those “typing mistakes” first. *I’ve, replied, cross out the first in, capital I, and a few commas. Well let’s see what you got.

      “1. i am not vamwolve” Sam sums this up well enough. It must be a hassle breaking into his house everyday.

      “2. those error’s where typing mistakes.” You seriously should look into Mavis Beacon typing.

      “and 3. i dont go by the quran.” Sam just posted that for reference, we never said you did.

      “and well everything in sam’s religion is pointless. i mean starving your shelf forever then eatting like a fat pig?” My shelf must be very hungry without food, forgot to feed it. You’re just calling his religion pointless again without much reason why. As Sam said, it’s for cleansing, similar to Lent.

      “does it make sense ? i mean how could jesus not die on the cross?” I mean seriously now, how could he not die on the cross? It’s IMPOSSIBLE that he didn’t do it, a book said so. Harry Potter must be all real then, got to be off on my trip to Hogwarts. Seriously, I’m a Christian, as I said before, but your best reason is a book said so.

      “i know your religion has like 1billion people but did you know when sam’s religion started that if you werent muslim they would kill you or convert you to islam so yea. and did u know mohammed went threw the desert he had water hidden and pigs dug it up is why he says dont eat pigs?” Facts please.

      “im not just saying it about ur religion but some religions like catholic are stupid.”
      I don’t know what the heck you just said here. Let me get this straight. You think Muslims are “pointless”, but not “stupid.” Oh gee, thanks. Did you know Catholic is a branch of Christianity? Same beliefs as you, just in some minor ways they are different.

      “they praise holy mary more than jesus and pray to her like crazy and have hundreds of statues of her and say she didnt have other kids. now in pritty much every other religion i know marry did have other kids and one of them named james wrote the book of James in the bible.” God, who are you talking too? What do know at all? I want FACTS, not OPINIONS.

      “GET YOUR FACTS STRAIT.” No you.

      “o and one thing when i said racist in my last comment i didnt mean it religius wise i just wanted it to go on the post.” I don’t even know what to say about this post because I can’t read it.

      You need to learn. NO ONE is siding with you on the side. Christians, Muslims, anyone. You need to learn when to give you. You can’t match us, just accept that people are different. Oh yeah, and you’ve been sinning a lot in the past few comments, so you might want to stop. Feel free to reply again if you must, I’m still full of replies.

  5. Agreed, no not to TPB, to Sam

  6. I think he should apoligize to TPB because im catholic and probably alot of people are catholic who visit this site so he should just plain out apoligize to me TPB crew, and god.

  7. alright so i cant go to my computer right now so im on a different one. so sam your saying , and im refering to the pigs , that this guy knew they werent healthy. now how would he know that did he take pigs and other animals into his lab , test the meat , and see its affects on humens? did you know he wasnt a real profet. did yo uknow he had a guy hidden behind a big rock and the guy wispered the sayings and he would say them and say the angels are telling it to him?

    • You little rascal! (I put in rascal instead of a different word >_>). Thanks for this comment Vam, it really helped. First off to prove it was you. First, when defending your “brother’s” argument, you said “I” the entire time. Every, single, time. You never referred to your brother as “he”. You and your brother must be the same person? Oh yeah! That’s right! I’ve made that point the entire time! Second off, you’re on the same computer, don’t even lie about that. We’re not idiots here at TPB, well, completely. And it doesn’t take a lab to figure out that pigs roll around in mud. Even your small head could be able to do that. And the last part gave me my daily laugh. You assume that everywhere he went, there was always a big rock that he stood next too, and no one else heard this mysterious rock man? You make me laugh. Seriously, go ahead and keep arguing. You’ll give up sooner or later. Anyone reading this, feel free to add on.

  8. and p.s. this to pablo . did you think mabye my brother and i shar ethe computer ? and mabye this is the family computer that i am on now?

    • Well apparently you couldn’t get on your family computer, and yet you’re still on the same computer you’ve been on the entire time. This comment, last comment, every single comment. Lulz.

      • To that vamwolve dude. Did you know there is a thing called an IP address? Wow, I love watching you make a fool of your self. And did you know they also invented Spell check. Come on it only takes like .30 secs. Go get a Life.

        As to The TPB crew, good job. Your showing this guy who is boss.

        ~Stephanie

  9. yea if you check then this comment and some of the other coments have different IP’s and , on the family computer , my brother keeps his comment name as vamwolve. TPB has been editting my comments makign me look stupid. but if you check right now im on a PLANAR XP , on some of my other comments im on an E-macines Vista.

    AND YOU KNOW VAMWOLVE’S BROTHER IS COMMENTING THEM , I DONT HAVE STUPID ONLINE NAME. I DONT CARE FOR TYPING MISTAKES.

    AND DID YOU KNOW PIGS ARE SMART AND THEY ROLE IN MUD TO COOL OFF. THERE NOT FAT THERE BUILT DIFFERENT.

    ALL YOU HERE AT TPB ARE STUPID. AND IF THE TPB CREW BUT SAM ARE CRISTIANS WHY ARE YOU AT A PUBLIC SCHOOL. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHY WOULD A MUSLIM GO TO A PRIVET SCHOOL AND YOU GUYS ALL CLAME TO GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL. MAKES SENSE.

    • Already checked your IP’s dumb one, they’re all the same. I could post it, but it could lead to tracking you. We haven’t edited any of your comments to say anything besides my 1st edit to your comment where I put my reply in the comment. Nice try. You are Vamwolve, don’t deny it. Yes I know pigs are smart by rolling in mud, but does it make them any healther? If I went outside and rolled around in the mud people would shun me and tell me to get clean or get sick. We aren’t stupid, we’re just stating the facts.

      I don’t even know how to respond to your last announcement. Let me get this straight. We all go to a public school. I’m trying to figure out what you’re saying here, I don’t know if your saying why a Muslim would go to a private school or why would we all go to public. Either way, it’s pretty stereotypical that you’d figure that our school doesn’t allow other religions in. It’s not like we go to a Catholic school or something, it’s just a normal school. You make no sense whatsoever. Figure yourself out on the last sentences that you made, and comment back.

  10. right now I feel like I should be typing a really long comment about this, but I have no clue what to say. great job, TPB. I mean how lazy can you be to not spell check your comments? I read over mine. I’m also a very good speller, but I do spell things wrong. I understand that everyone makes errors in spelling at least once. I got that. But what makes me really mad is that people don’t bother to spell anything right. Jeez.

    ~Ichigo AKA Bluwaddles

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