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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? I’ve had cow heart and chicken liver, bleh!

26 Responses

  1. ROFL awesome pics

  2. Har har, pizza has part of my name. Oh panic button, new post on site, u must c πŸ˜‰

  3. The weirdest thing i ever eat was deep fried cricket! Now i know all of you are EW! but it didnt like any thing and its really good for you.

  4. saammmmmmmmm ,,,, i like, accidentally lost ur entrie for mah contest 😦 can i have da link again plz?

  5. I don’t eat weird things.

    But I had cow toung

  6. if you dont post this , then the panic button crew are racist. sam’d religion is pointless to knot belive
    Jesus died on the cross. Jesus died for our sins and your just going to say he didnt. your stupid.

    Pablo: I’d like to start off this rant wall of text by saying hello, how are you Vamwolve? Secondly I’d like to know some things. First off, let me make this clear to everyone else what happened.

    A few weeks back, this same person called “Jesus is love” (a.k.a. Vamwolve) commented saying something along the lines of “Sam’s religion is pointless, it’s stupid, it’s fake,” etc. So after talking to Sam about this we just deleted it and decided to let time pass by to see what would happen. So I log on today to find this horribly written comment in our Spam. I texted Sam asking him if I could respond, and he gave me the thumbs up, so here I am to rant.

    First off I’m going to break down your hideous comment. “if you dont post this , then the panic button crew are racist.” Erm, sorry to tell you, but the definition of “racist” is “a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others”. Last I checked, Christianity isn’t a race. Now if we were running around saying “WHITE POWER”, then that would be racist. But this isn’t even close. Second, how does not posting a comment that puts down someones religion make us do anything wrong. If someone commented on your site and said “ALL RACES SUCK BUT THE GREEN RACE” (making this up.), you’d just delete the freaking comment. So did we.

    Next, “sam’d religion is pointless to knot belive Jesus died on the cross.” Sam’d? Seriously? “Knot”, I didn’t know we were tying shoes here. If you want a make a statement brush up on your spelling skills. Next, how is it pointless to believe something that you’ve grown with? I don’t see you going around to every Buddhist, Muslim, any other non-Christian religious people and criticizing them! We’re sorry not everyone in the world is a super-protective-I’m-right-you’re-not person, where the only things that are real are things you think are real.

    Up next, “Jesus died for our sins and your just going to say he didnt.” *you’re, sorry just had to fix that for you. We aren’t going to judge other peoples beliefs here at TPB. Assuming that we’re gonna criticize you is simply stupidity. By now, you’re probably thinking, “Wow, all TPB crew is overly protective over the Islam religion, those hypocrites!”. Before you go off, I’d like to let you know my religion. Christianity. Seth’s? Christianity. Carter’s? Christianity. Jacob’s? You guessed it, Christianity. We aren’t biased in any way. If we were as idiotic as you, we would never have such a great person as Sam cheering up our lives. Just because you believe one thing doesn’t mean everyone else is wrong.

    And finally, this line made me laugh so hard. “your stupid.” *you’re, you really gotta watch that. And I only have one thing to say to that. “No you.”

    If you read all of what I’ve said, great, thanks. You’ll realize how dumb of you to make that comment was. If you didn’t, fine. Just keep going off being stupid. Hope you learned something today.

    • Nicely said Grant, I love the “Tubbo” style in your reply. As for Vamwolve, I’m pretty sure everything’s been covered. You’re a steriotypical, ignoramus, erroneous, fallacious, perverse, benighted, illiterate, witless, imbecilic, cretinous, oppressive, preposterous buffoon.

      But god-forbid, you’re not stupid.

      “They did not kill him, nor did they crucify him, but they thought they did.” (Quran 4:156) β€œGod lifted him up to His presence. God is Almighty, All-Wise” (Quran 4:157) .

      • oh my god Pablo you are great! I am a muslim and I couldnt have said that any better! You rock! I’m not going to talk about religion and stuff because I have nothing else to say or add but I think you handled that very good and that you were just perfect at it.. Go Quran n Islam! πŸ˜†

      • EPIC WIN!!!!
        And what do you have against muslims vamwolve?
        I’m a muslim and if you live anywhere near me, I’d love to show you a little recipe I made up, a knuckle and nut sandwhich.
        : )

      • I love your ranting Pablo, but I really HATE the Tubbos. Did you know the’ve mocked and humiliated tens of blogs, including mine? But they do some OK ranting, I’ll give that. Sorry I just had to tell you that.

        Pablo, your an awesome dude but, your Tubbo-like personality is really scaring me. I can’t let someone as great as you turn into one of the Tubbos. I kinda thought you were more like Sam’s good personality. But I’m DEFINITELY not trying to kill your buzz! Thats the LAST thing I’d do, let alone wanna. But seeing you rant like that is just so Tubboish. However, your ranting has let me see a whole new side to ranting. I wish I could do more of that. I’m sorry if calling your ranting “Tubboish” isn’t discrimitive to you.
        Now for a little ranting of my own, just to fit the topic. Well, most of it won’t but just want to do a little ranting of my own.

        First off, let me state that I too am Christian. Just to get that off my chest. It doesn’t matter if Sam is Muslim. He is a person who has a different religion than some of us and he needs to be respected for that. He did nothing to you “Vamwolve”. Except responding to the hidiousness of a comment you posted. So I have a little tip for you Vamwolve. GET A LIFE!!! You are a FOOL to think you can insult Sam’s religion in such a disgraceful matter. You have no idea who your dealing with “Vamwolve”! You tick Pablo or Sam off, you tick me off. I may not be able to do much about it, but I sure know how to rant, mostly. If I could, I would send TPB virtually EVERY dan’g penny I HAVE to show how much I care about them and their blog. I could, I may even send them HALF of my Christmas payload! TBP is the most awesomest humor blog on WordPress, maybe the WHOLE FREAKING INTERNET!!! Its better than anything I could have ever pictured in my wildest of dreams. And if you dare think about making a blog, I suggest don’t because you know its gonna suck. So lay off TPB admin, they are cooler than you’ll ever be. So, maybe you should work on shuting up if you have anything bad to say about you. And I never wanna see your sorry butt on this masterpiece of a blog EVER again. And I hope we’re clear, “Vamwolve”, because if I ever see you commenting that crud again, I’m gonna rant your tiny head off, which shouldn’t be hard considering how small it is. Vamwolve, you awful, disgusting, horid, disgracful, ignorotic, moronic, stupid, helpless waste-of-space, I never wanna see a feable, ugly comment on here, or any other blog, again.

        Yes TPB, every loving thing I said about you guys is 100% true. You guys rock my world. Cya l8r πŸ™‚

    • nice rant πŸ™‚

    • Whoa — Grant — man. We underestimated you. With a little more refinitment (and profanity), that could’ve been a Tubbo-quality rant. Keep working on them, buddy. Maybe you should start posting rant-esque posts. Either way, this was pretty good.

      We had some choice words for Vamwolve (like “you” and “are” and “a b******”) but you pretty much covered it all. Nicely done.

      • Oh I could’ve put more profanity in, but gotta keep the site clean (notice I censored your comment, it got stuck in Spam). And thanks, he just set me off, so I chewed him out.

    • woah… that was long… really long… so uhhhh…. ya…. STOP ARGUINGGGGGG! RAHHH! okay i feel better now πŸ™‚

  7. well I haven’t eaten anything weird ever actually but my friend ScizzorLizard ate a cactus once.

  8. Lol @ Pablo & Sam’s reply to Vamwolve. Well said. Vamwolve got owned. xD

    And the weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten? I can’t even remember. xD But I remember this one time my cousin told me to dip a chip (fry, crisp… whatever you guys call it) into some chocolate yogurt and eat it. So I did. It actually tasted pretty good. πŸ˜†

  9. wow that was an amazing reply pablo xD my friend is muslim, i hate when people stereotype him, cuz it makes me feel bad to and i cant imagine how bad it makes him feel. we all belive what we belive but we all just need to tolerate anothers religion and get to know the person by their personality and not by religion.

  10. Too bad vamwolve or whatever dipstick name he uses doesn’t have a website, or we could’ve ALL ranted on his website. First of all, who cares if he is muslim? I’m not muslim, but still. You know who you sound like? Adolf Hitler? Eat rant, stupid!

  11. wow. just wow. im muslim too.

  12. Hey Sssaam, just curious. Can you really get electrocuted by licking your finger and touching an outlet? Now be truthful here please, and maybe a test would help.

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